Alright, let’s talk about makin’ that 5-gallon NEIPA, the hazy kind everyone’s yappin’ about. I ain’t no fancy brewer, but I can whip up a decent batch, and I’ll tell ya how I do it, none of that highfalutin talk.
First off, you gotta get your stuff together. Think of it like makin’ a big pot of stew, only with beer stuff. You need grains, yeah, like that pale ale malt, some oats too, the rolled kind, not the instant stuff. And a bit of wheat if you got it, makes it smooth like, you know?
Now, the hops, that’s where the magic happens. This recipe, she calls for Cascade. I like Cascade, smells like flowers and oranges, kinda purdy. You can get ’em in pellets, easier to handle than them whole cone things.
So, you start by mashin’ the grains. That’s just soakin’ ’em in hot water, like makin’ oatmeal but bigger. This gets the sugars out, that’s what the yeast eats later to make the alcohol, you see. I heat my water up good and hot, not boilin’ mind you, just hot enough to make it work. Stir it around good, like you’re makin’ gravy, get all them lumps out.
After a while, you gotta separate the sweet water, that’s called the wort, from the grains. I use a big ol’ strainer, works just fine. Then you boil that wort. Boilin’ is important, kills off any nasties and gets it ready for the hops.
This is where the Cascade hops come in. Now, some folks, they put ’em in at different times, but I keep it simple. I put some in at the beginning of the boil, that’s for bitterness, you know, to balance out the sweetness. Then I put a bunch more in at the end, that’s for the smell and flavor. That Cascade, it smells so good when you put it in that boilin’ wort, like a whole orchard in your kitchen!
- Mash the grains: Get them sugars out!
- Separate the wort: Like strainin’ tea, but bigger.
- Boil the wort: Kill the bad stuff and add hops!
- Add Cascade Hops: Bitterness at the beginning, flavor at the end.
After the boil, you gotta cool that wort down quick, the quicker the better. I use a wort chiller, looks like a copper coil, but you can use an ice bath too, just takes longer. Once it’s cool, you put it in your fermenter, that’s just a big bucket or jug. Then you add the yeast.
Yeast is what makes the beer, well, beer. It eats the sugars and makes alcohol and carbonation, that’s what gives it the fizz. You can get yeast at the brew store, they got all kinds, but for this NEIPA, any ale yeast will do. Just sprinkle it in, give it a stir, and put the lid on. You gotta let it sit for a couple weeks, let the yeast do its work.
Now, the havin’ part, that’s the tricky bit with NEIPAs. They’re supposed to be hazy, you see. Some folks say it’s from the yeast, some say it’s the hops, I don’t rightly know. But I do know that this recipe, she makes a nice hazy beer, not too clear, not too muddy, just right.
After a couple of weeks, you gotta bottle it or keg it, that’s up to you. If you bottle it, you gotta add a little sugar, so it gets fizzy in the bottle. If you keg it, you use CO2, fancy stuff. Then you gotta wait a bit longer, another week or so, to let it carbonate and mellow out.
And that’s about it, ain’t too hard, right? Just like makin’ a big pot of somethin’ good, takes time and patience, but it’s worth it. This 5-gallon NEIPA with Cascade hops, she’s a good one, hazy and juicy and smellin’ like a flower garden. Go on and give it a try, you might just surprise yourself!
Remember, keep things clean. Dirty equipment makes bad beer, and nobody wants that. Wash everything real good before and after, and you’ll be alright. And don’t be afraid to experiment, that’s how you learn. Maybe next time, you try a different hop, or a different grain, see what happens. Brewin’s like cookin’, you gotta have fun with it.
Tags:[NEIPA, Cascade Hops, Homebrewing, 5 Gallon Recipe, Craft Beer, All Grain, Ale, Hazy IPA]