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Alright, so you’re tellin’ me you want some snacks, but you can’t eat no dairy or that gluten stuff? Well, I guess I can help you out with that. Back in my day, we ate what we had, and if it didn’t agree with ya, well, you just suffered through it! But times are different now, ain’t they? So, let’s see what we can whip up.
First off, vegetables are your friend. Yeah, I know, sounds borin’, but you can make ’em tasty. Get yourself some carrots, celery, cucumbers… whatever you like. Cut ’em up into sticks, and you got somethin’ to munch on. Now, if you wanna get fancy, you can make a dip.
- Hummus is good. It’s made from chickpeas, which ain’t got no dairy or gluten. You can buy it at the store, but it’s better homemade. Just smash up some chickpeas, add some tahini, lemon juice, garlic, and a bit of salt. Mix it all up, and there you go. Easy peasy.
- Guacamole is another good one. Avocados, onions, tomatoes, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. Mash it all together, and you got yourself a party. Just make sure you get the ripe avocados, the ones that are kinda soft. Nobody wants hard guacamole.
- Baba Ganoush if you never try it , you should go for it. It’s made with eggplants and it tastes smoky and good. You roast the eggplant until it’s soft, then you scoop out the insides and mix it with tahini, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It’s kind of like hummus, but with eggplant instead of chickpeas.
Now, let’s talk about somethin’ a little more… substantial. Sweet potato chips are always a hit. You can even make them in one of them air-fryer thingamajigs. Just slice ‘em thin, toss ‘em with a little olive oil and salt, and air-fry ‘em till they’re crispy. Way healthier than them greasy potato chips from the store, and they taste better too, if you ask me.
Another thing I like to make is stuffed mushrooms. Get yourself some big ol’ mushroom caps, clean ‘em out, and then stuff ‘em with whatever you want. You can use rice, veggies, even some chopped-up nuts. Just make sure you don’t use no breadcrumbs, cause that’s got gluten in it. Bake ‘em in the oven till they’re tender, and you got yourself a nice little appetizer. You can add some herbs and spices to make them even tastier.
And don’t forget about fruit! A bowl of fresh fruit is always a good idea. Apples, bananas, oranges, grapes… whatever’s in season. Or you can make a fruit salad. Just cut up a bunch of different fruits and mix ‘em together. It’s healthy, it’s tasty, and it’s easy to make. If you want to be a little fancy, you can drizzle some honey over it.
If you are craving for something salty, olives are a good choice. You can get all different kinds, green ones, black ones, big ones, small ones. Just put ‘em in a bowl and let people snack on ‘em. They’re salty and satisfying, and they’re good for you too.
Last but not least, let’s talk about nuts and seeds. A handful of almonds or some sunflower seeds can be a great snack. Just make sure you ain’t allergic to ‘em. You can also make your own trail mix. Just mix up some nuts, seeds, dried fruit, and maybe some dairy-free chocolate chips. It’s a good snack to have on hand when you’re hungry.
So there you have it. A bunch of snacks that don’t have no dairy or gluten in ‘em. You don’t need no fancy ingredients or complicated recipes. Just good, simple food that tastes good and makes you feel good. Now go on and enjoy!
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