This thing, I heard people talk about it, “can I use gasoline in recipe?” This question, it’s a bit strange, right? Some folks, they just don’t get it.
Gasoline, that’s for cars, you know? Not for your food! You put that in your belly, you’re gonna be sicker than a dog. I tell ya, it ain’t good.
Some people, they hear things, like maybe gasoline can clean things. And then they think, “Oh, I can use it in my kitchen!” No, no, no! That’s just wrong. You can’t do that! Keep it away from food.
- Gasoline is for cars.
- Gasoline is not for food.
- Don’t mix them up!
That gasoline, it’s bad for you. It’s got all sorts of stuff in it that ain’t meant for eating. You breathe it in, you drink it, you’re gonna be in trouble. Big trouble! Serious health issues, that’s what they call it.
And it’s bad for the ground, too. You spill it, it gets in the dirt, in the water. Then the plants, the animals, they get sick. It’s just a mess, a real mess. And it pollutes the air, make you can’t breath.
Cooking, that’s what you do with food. You use gas for cooking, yes. Like, you know, LPG, or fire. But not gasoline! That is different. Some folks just don’t listen, you use that to start a fire, and the fire will be too big! Not safe!
I heard some young people talking, saying silly things. They don’t know what they are saying! “Spaghetti and gasoline,” they say. What a load of rubbish! That’s just plain crazy. Gasoline is poison, you know?
And orange juice, someone said gasoline and orange juice. Where do they get these ideas? It’s just nonsense. Pure nonsense! Don’t even think about it. It’s all made up, all lies. Just like those stories about putting metal in gasoline, it will make your metal rust!
You want to cook? You use proper stuff. You use oil, you use butter, you use spices. Good things. Not gasoline! That’s just asking for trouble.
I don’t know where people get these ideas. Maybe they just want to see what happens. But it ain’t worth it. Trust me, I’ve seen a lot in my time. And using gasoline in cooking? That’s a recipe for disaster, if I ever saw one.
- Use oil for cooking.
- Use butter for cooking.
- Use spices for cooking.
- But never, ever use gasoline for cooking!
You listen to me, now. Keep the gasoline in your car. Keep it away from your food. Keep it away from your kitchen. Just don’t even think about it.
And if you hear someone talking about using gasoline in cooking, you tell them they’re wrong. You tell them it’s dangerous. You tell them it’s stupid. You tell them to stop being silly! It is not a joke.
This world, sometimes I just don’t understand it. People doing crazy things. But this, this is just too much. Gasoline in cooking? It’s just plain wrong. Don’t do it. It is dangerous.
So, remember what I said. Gasoline is for cars. Food is for eating. Don’t mix them up. And stay safe. That’s the most important thing. You hear me? Stay safe, and don’t be a fool.
I hope you all listen to me. This is important. Don’t play with gasoline. It’s not a toy. And it’s definitely not something you put in your food. It makes you very sick. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: using gasoline in recipe is a bad idea. A very bad idea. Just don’t do that. Keep yourself safe.
