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## St. Pete Seafood Festival: My Weekend Grub Adventure
Alright y’all, let me tell you about my weekend! I hit up the St. Pete Seafood Festival, and it was a total blast – and a whole lotta food.
It all started Friday afternoon. I clocked out of work early – don’t tell my boss! – and drove straight to Vinoy Park. Parking was a NIGHTMARE. Seriously, I circled around for like half an hour before finally snagging a spot like six blocks away. Worth it though, right? Seafood!
First thing I did, of course, was get the lay of the land. The whole park was packed with food vendors, craft booths, and a stage with a live band cranking out some decent tunes. I grabbed a map and plotted my course. Strategy is key, people. You gotta maximize your seafood intake.
My first stop? A classic: shrimp and grits. Found a place with a HUGE line, which is always a good sign. Waited maybe 15 minutes, and let me tell you, it was worth every second. Creamy, cheesy grits, plump, juicy shrimp… chef’s kiss. Ate the whole thing standing up, right there next to a garbage can. No shame.
Next, I wandered over to the oyster bar. Now, I’m not usually an oyster guy, but I figured, “Hey, when in Rome…” or, you know, St. Pete. Got a half-dozen raw oysters, and the guy behind the counter showed me how to shuck ’em and slurp ’em down. Honestly? Not my favorite. A little too… slimy. But I can say I tried it!
Then, things got serious. I saw a sign for “Lobster Mac & Cheese.” Lobster. Mac. & Cheese. Three of my favorite words in the English language. Found the vendor, shelled out the cash (it was kinda pricey), and braced myself. HOLY MOLY. Creamy mac, chunks of sweet lobster meat… I swear, angels started singing. This was the highlight of the day, hands down.
- Friday’s Wins:
- Shrimp and Grits – A solid start.
- Lobster Mac & Cheese – Life-changing.
Saturday, I went back for round two! This time, I brought backup – my buddy Mark. We hit the festival around lunchtime, and it was even more crowded than the day before. We decided to split up and conquer.
Mark went straight for the fried fish sandwiches (he’s a simple man), while I decided to try something different. I spotted a booth selling seafood paella. Now, I’ve had paella before, but never at a seafood festival. Figured it was worth a shot.
It was HUGE. Like, a whole plate piled high with rice, mussels, clams, shrimp, and chunks of fish. It tasted pretty good, but honestly, it was a little overwhelming. So much food! I could only eat about half of it before I had to tap out.
We spent the rest of the afternoon wandering around, checking out the craft booths (Mark bought a weird wooden sculpture of a fish), and listening to the band. We even caught a cooking demo where a chef showed us how to make ceviche. Pretty cool.
Before leaving, I HAD to get one more thing: soft shell crab sandwich. I had seen other people walking around with it on Friday, and it looked delicious! This one lived up to the hype.
- Saturday’s Victories:
- Seafood Paella – Ambitious, but a bit too much.
- Soft Shell Crab Sandwich – A perfect ending.
All in all, the St. Pete Seafood Festival was a total success. I ate way too much seafood, spent way too much money, and had a blast doing it. Would I go again next year? Absolutely. Just gotta start saving up now! And maybe invest in a pair of stretchy pants.
