Alright, listen up, y’all. You hungry? I’m always hungry. And sometimes, you just don’t wanna go straight for the big ol’ meal, ya know? You wanna nibble a little somethin’ first. That’s what them...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this corn meal stuff and them ants. Folks been sayin’ all sorts of things, you know? Like it makes them ants explode or somethin’. Explode! Can ya...

Alright, let's talk about them frozen Chinese dinners, you know, the ones you get at the store. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, but I know what tastes good and what fills your...

Alright, let’s yak about them drinks, the ones folks are guzzlin’ down these days. You know, the stuff they sell at the store, not that homemade moonshine, though that’s got its own kick, hah!...

Well now, let me tell ya 'bout this here… what they call it… "carnivore diet meal delivery." Sounds fancy, don't it? But it's just plain eatin' meat, and gettin' it brought right to your...

Well, let me tell you somethin' 'bout this insurance stuff in Oregon, the kind that might help with them meal plans. It ain't always easy to figure out, ya know? Lots of fancy words...

Alright, alright, listen up y’all, let’s talk about this here “pog cookie.” I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I know a good cookie when I taste one, ya hear? Now, I heard...

Alright, so you wanna make some of that fancy Italian hero bread, huh? Don’t you worry none, it ain’t as hard as them city folk make it out to be. I seen my grandma...

Alright, let’s gab about breakfast in that Milwaukee place, you know, the one where them folks get real serious ‘bout their morning grub. Now, I ain’t no fancy food critic or nothin’, just a...

Alright, let’s get this straight, I ain’t no fancy baker or nothin’, but I can whip up some darn good hoagie rolls, the kind that stick to your ribs and make a sandwich sing....