Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this here “Union Beverage Packers Email” thing. Don’t go getting all fancy on me, it ain’t rocket science. It’s just about figuring out how to send...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout this place, Signature Desserts in Castle Shannon. It ain't nothin' fancy, mind you, but they got some real good sweets. Good Eats and Sweet Treats I walked in...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here drink, the Smirnoff Sourced Strawberry Kiwi Malt Beverage. I ain’t no fancy drinker, mind you, but this here stuff, it’s somethin’ else. First off, they say...

Well, let me tell ya about this here breakfast thing, this… uh… “breakfast casserole with cream cheese,” they call it. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but good eatin’, ya know? Easy peasy, even...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… beer-rock… thingy. Yeah, Bierock Casserole, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, but don’t you worry none, it’s just good ol’ comfort food, the kind that sticks to...

Alright, listen up, y'all. We gotta talk about this here "insulin resistance," whatever that fancy talk means. Seems like the young folks got all sorts of problems these days, stuff we never even heard...

Alright, let’s talk about this Portland business leaders breakfast thing, ya know? Sounds fancy, but what’s it all about? Well, it’s like this… these big shots, the CEOs and all them important folks, they...

Alright, let’s talk about this here “Legendary Rhythm and Blues Cruise” and them drink packages, you know, the stuff you sip on while the music’s playin’. I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’m gonna...

Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Destin Seafood Festival, ya hear? It’s a big to-do, they say. Lots of folks comin’ from all over, I reckon. Free entry, they say! Can ya believe...

Alright, let’s talk about them appetizer sampler things, you know, the little bites you eat before the real food comes. I ain’t no fancy chef or nothin’, but I know what tastes good, and...