BREAKFAST

Alright, let’s talk about them bed and breakfasts in the Poconos, PA. I ain’t never been to one myself, mind...

Alright, let’s talk about them North Country maple breakfast sausage links, ya hear? I ain’t no fancy cook, but I...

Alright, let’s talk about this “instant breakfast” thing. You know, the stuff you just mix up and gulp down? I...

Alright, let’s talk about findin’ breakfast by the water, you know, like them fancy folks do. I ain’t no city...

Alright, let’s talk about this “breakfast on the beach” thing, you know? Sounds fancy, but it ain’t gotta be. I...

Alright, let’s talk about this breakfast maple sausage pork, the kind they say is raised “humanely.” Humane, huh? I tell...

Well, let me tell ya ’bout these breakfast sausage links, the kind they say is raised humane-like. I ain’t no...

Well now, if you’re ever in Fort Collins, Colorado, and you’re lookin’ for a good breakfast, let me tell ya,...

Well now, you want to know about them breakfast burritos, huh? You know, them burritos folks eat in the mornin’...

Well, let me tell ya, if you ever find yourself in Bellingham and your belly’s a-growlin’ for a good ol’...