You see, folks always askin’ what’s the hootenanny ’bout this frozen dairy dessert and regular ice cream. Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t rocket science, but there’s a thing or two to know ’bout it. Just like how my old hen Bessie lays different eggs sometimes, these two ain’t exactly the same, even if they look like it from a distance, all cold and sweet-like.
Now, that ice cream, that’s the real deal, like what we used to make back in the day. It’s got all the good stuff, like cream and sugar. It’s rich, ya know? Like that pie your auntie makes that’s so good you gotta loosen your belt after a slice. I can say that the more cream, and sugar, that is the best ice cream. It’s just plain simple.
This here frozen dairy dessert, well, it’s a bit of a different animal. They gotta call it that ’cause it ain’t got enough of the cream and the good stuff to be real ice cream. It’s like watered-down milk compared to the real thing. Still sweet, still cold, but somethin’s missin’.
The big shots who make these things, they got their rules, you see. If it’s gonna be called ice cream, it’s gotta have a certain amount of that there milk fat. That’s what makes it creamy and good. If it ain’t got enough, they can’t call it ice cream. They gotta come up with a new name, and that is this frozen dairy dessert.
- Ice cream – the real deal, creamy and rich.
- Frozen dairy dessert – somethin’ different, not as much cream.
Now, why they do that? Well, it is cheaper to make, and the big companies always save money to make money. Less cream, less money they gotta spend. They put more air in it, see? Makes it lighter, fluffier, but not in a good way, if you ask me. It’s like they’re sellin’ you air. And who wants to pay for air? We got plenty of that around here, free for the takin’!
They try to fool ya, though. They put all sorts of flavors in there, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, even them fancy ones like “moose tracks” and “cookie dough.” And sometimes, if you ain’t payin’ attention, you might not even notice the difference. They make it look all pretty in the box, with the pictures of the fruits and the chocolate swirls.
But if you got a good tongue in your head, you can taste the difference, let me tell ya. That ice cream, it’s smooth, it melts in your mouth just right. That frozen dairy dessert, it’s a little…different. It’s a little icier, maybe. Not as satisfying.
Think of it like this: you got your homemade bread, made with your own two hands, with good flour and yeast. And then you got that store-bought stuff, all wrapped in plastic. It is still bread but not as good as homemade one. It’ll fill you up, sure, but it ain’t the same. This ice cream is the homemade one, and the frozen dairy dessert is from the store. No matter what they said, they are different.
So, next time you’re at the store, lookin’ at all them frozen treats, remember what I told ya. That frozen dairy dessert might be cheaper, but it ain’t ice cream. It’s like the difference between a real diamond and one of them fake ones. They might sparkle, but they ain’t the same thing.
And you know what? Sometimes, that’s okay. Sometimes you just want somethin’ cold and sweet, and you ain’t too picky. Maybe you are not that rich to buy the real ice cream. That’s fine. But it’s good to know what you’re gettin’, right? Just like it’s good to know the difference between a rooster and a hen. They’re both chickens, but they ain’t the same.
They are both cold, and they are both sweet. You can even see many different flavors of them. No matter which one you get, you need to eat them before they melt. Just remember ice cream always better. But if you don’t have enough money, just get the frozen dairy dessert, they won’t kill ya. You can’t find the real ice cream everywhere, but you can always find the frozen dairy dessert in the supermarket.
I have to say, frozen dairy dessert is not that bad, but the ice cream is better. It is up to you which one you want to get. After all, it is your money.
So there ya have it. That’s the story of ice cream and frozen dairy dessert. It ain’t complicated, but it’s somethin’ to think about next time you’re standin’ in front of that freezer, tryin’ to decide which one to bring home to your family. Choose the one that makes you happy, that’s what I always say. And if you can afford it, get the real ice cream. You deserve it!
