Alright, so I figured I’d talk about this thing I tried recently. Saw this “green dessert” flavor for the Geek Bar floating around, and honestly, the name got me curious. Green dessert? What’s that even supposed to be? Matcha? Lime pie? Pistachio maybe? My mind kinda went blank trying to picture it.
So, yeah, curiosity won. I went ahead and picked one up. Wasn’t too hard to find, they seem to be everywhere these days. Got it home, ripped open the package. Standard stuff, looked like any other disposable vape bar, bright green color, matched the name I guess. Felt light in the hand, pretty straightforward.
Trying it Out
Took the first drag. Okay… unexpected. It wasn’t really any of the things I guessed. It was sweet, definitely a dessert vibe, but the “green” part? It was kinda like… melon? But not just plain melon. Maybe honeydew, mixed with something creamy. Like a melon-flavored soft serve ice cream or something? It’s hard to pin down exactly.
- First Hit: Sweet, creamy, definitely melon-ish.
- Aftertaste: Lingered a bit, still sweet, not unpleasant.
- The “Green” Factor: Leaned more towards a light, sweet melon than anything sharp like lime or herbal like matcha.
It wasn’t bad, not at all. Just… different. I kept puffing on it for a while, trying to figure it out. You know how sometimes a flavor just clicks, and you’re like “Ah, THAT’S what it is!”? This one didn’t quite do that. It stayed kinda mysterious. It was smooth, produced decent vapor, all the technical stuff was fine.
I used it on and off for a few days. It’s funny, sometimes I’d take a puff and think, “Yeah, this is pretty good, nice and sweet.” Other times, I’d be like, “Man, what even IS this flavor?” It never got gross or anything, just stayed… ambiguous. Definitely dessert-like, definitely green-ish in a melon sort of way.
Would I get it again? Hmm. Maybe? It wasn’t a standout favorite, not like some others I’ve tried where I immediately knew I loved it. But it wasn’t a dud either. It’s kinda like that one friend you have who’s perfectly nice, but you can’t quite figure them out. You hang out, it’s fine, but you don’t actively seek them out all the time. That’s this green dessert flavor for me.
So yeah, that was my little experiment with the green dessert Geek Bar. An interesting detour, for sure. Didn’t quite blow my socks off, but it kept me guessing, which is something, I suppose. If you like sweet, creamy melon-type things, maybe give it a shot. Just don’t expect it to taste exactly like pistachio ice cream or key lime pie.
